Fortunately. ...Actually, of all of the people it could have happened with (which is not a large number, before you ask), it's probably best it was you.
And I blame you, for the record. Probably a reaction to-- To some sort of concentrated American pheromone. [He smirks.] I mean, it might be just you, personally, but it's hard to know; I've never had sex with an American before. ...And I bet you've never had sex with an Englishman, either. [Because clearly, nationalities are a terrific cover for words like 'alien' and 'witch' which might cause alarm or attract attention.]
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Date: 2011-08-13 02:55 am (UTC)Fortunately. ...Actually, of all of the people it could have happened with (which is not a large number, before you ask), it's probably best it was you.
And I blame you, for the record. Probably a reaction to-- To some sort of concentrated American pheromone. [He smirks.] I mean, it might be just you, personally, but it's hard to know; I've never had sex with an American before. ...And I bet you've never had sex with an Englishman, either. [Because clearly, nationalities are a terrific cover for words like 'alien' and 'witch' which might cause alarm or attract attention.]