Kink Quiz

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Accidental stimulation (proximity and friction; involuntary arousal; situations of adrenaline and reflexes)

Yes, 'm pretty sure that's how sex with strangers starts

Adrenaline and crises (pre-, mid-, or post-crisis sex; speed-freaks or adrenaline junkies; near-death experiences; the shadow of impending death--hours, minutes, or moments; see also Situational engineering)

Yes...considerin' that happens all the damn time

Age differences

Within reason, as long as y'look hot.

Anal/butt plugs (during sex; worn under clothes in public)

Prefer the real thing t'plastic.

Anal penetration with foreign objects

Still no

Anal sex (face to face, from behind, bottom riding top; standing; bent over desk; gay or straight; girl-on-boy with strap-on; girl-on-girl with strap-on)

Yes, how else am I meant t'do it with a dude.

Animalistic behaviors and characteristics, dominant (snarling; sniffing; scent-marking or biting; other claiming acts; territoriality; predatory stalking; cuffing; forcing the partner's neck down; claws and other features)

No, reminds me too much of Mogs.

Animalistic behaviors and characteristics, submissive (feral behavior; domesticated pet behavior such as sitting at owner's foot and cheeking their thigh; purring; licking; people objectified as animals, e.g., ponyboys)

Even less likely t'happen.

Animal themes or fetishization (physical transformation, e.g., animagi or werewolves; animalistic features; hirsutism as a fetish; tentacle sex; quasi animal forms such as centaurs, merfolk, intelligent dragons; pets, wild or domesticated; familiars; men showing affection toward animals, e.g., holding kittens, or nuzzling their horses; see also Otherness)

..No thanks, humans enough of a species crossin' for me.

Anonymous sex (clubbing; glory-holes; alley sex; one-night stands)

Yes, oh yeah.

Aphrodisiacs

Unnecessary.

Asphyxiation (asphyxiophilia; autoerotic asphyxiation; scarfing; choking; breath play)

No.

Ass-play and/or fetishization (ass lifted in the air for penetration; emphasized by harness or blue jeans; ass slapping; spreading cheeks; rimming)

Nothin' too extreme, but yeah.

Attention (singling someone out; treating someone specially in front of others; making a point of showing respect to or interest in someone who doesn't usually receive it; observing, studying, or analyzing someone to understand them)

I guess I circle people out in bars, but I don't wanna be the centre of attention.

Bad boys

It's a cliché that gets me off, sure.

Bar and club (dancing, cruising, etc)

Yes

Barebacking

Doesn' matter considerin' I don't get STI's.

Baths and water (tubs or jacuzzis; hot springs; bath houses or steam rooms; the ocean; swimming pools; see also Washing; Shower sex)

As long as 'm not about to get drowned.

BDSM

Only the light stuff, 'n only if 'm tyin' the other person up.. control issue I guess.

Beards or stubble

Sure, we all get lazy with shavin' sometimes.

Begging or offering (begging or pleading for mercy, for sexual release, to be taken; a person offering himself; neediness)

Complete turn off.

Big men (tall, broad, muscled; giants)

Yes, 'cept maybe the giants..

Biting (marking, nipping, chewing)

Find the first two pretty hot, but who the fuck chews on people...

Blindness (see Voyeurism and vision themes)

No.

Blow-jobs (oral sex, fellatio)

Duh...

Body fetishes not listed elsewhere (ears, muscular arms, breasts, bald heads, collarbones, cheekbones, bare feet or chest, etc; fatness, plumpness, softness; skin, e.g., weathered, tanned, soft)

...Hot people in general?

Body-painting or inkbrushing on someone's skin

Doesn' seem that interestin'

Body modification (geek-to-jock makeovers; physical enhancements such as wetwear; alien transformations; scarification and piercing; forced feminization or castration)

None of the crazier shit, tattoos and piercin's are fine within moderation. 'n seriously.. alien transformation?!

Body swap

No, 'm pretty happy with mine.

Bondage

Light, 'n only as the Dom.

Bottoming

Gotta be versatile.

Branding (erotic or non-erotic)

No, 'm just gonna file that under unnecessary pain.

Breath (as a caress; hitching or ragged; indrawn breath or gasps; sighs)

...the other person breathin' is pretty useful, yeah.

Bruises and other wounds

No, once again filed under unnecessary pain.

Bukkake

Kinda messy.. maybe if it happened by accident?

Chastity devices

No, sex is all about pleasure

Claiming or establishing ownership (private or public; by gesture, word, or ritual; with sex; with a collar and leash; with scent-marking or by biting)

Hell no.

Clothes fetishization (of any kind, e.g., uniforms; leather gear; worn blue jeans; thigh-highs; stilettos; leather jackets; tuxedos or GQ wear; constricting or modest clothes; boxer-briefs; going commando)

Oh yeah, uniforms, underwear, lookin' fancy.. all are pretty hot.

Cock and/or ball fetishization (uncircumcised cocks; large cocks; heavy balls; durable erection; deep dicking; very hard/rigid erection; trouser bulges)

A dick's a dick, prefer uncut 'n who can resist a man with a massive package.

Cock and/or ball torture (whipping, stretching, catheters, etc)

Unnecessary pain...

Cock bondage (cock rings; harnesses and straps; leather ropework)

No

Cock worship

Just got a hilarious image of praisin' a cock as the next god. We'll leave that a no.

Collars (slave)

No

Come-marking (letting it dry visibly on the skin)

No..weird, dry come just ends up lookin' like you've got a rash

Coming in one's pants

Funny t'make it happen t'someone, otherwise it ruins the fun.

Coming in or on one's partner (in ass or mouth; in hair; on body; on face, i.e., facial)

Anywhere but the hair...not for vanity but that sounds like a bitch t'get out.

Coming quickly (premature ejaculation or knee-jerk reflex response)

Ruins the fun again.

Coming without being touched

Actually, yeah.. just gave me an interestin' idea.

Conditioning (taming or breaking a person; training; brainwashing; Stockholm syndrome)

No

Condoms

Their preference.

Courtesans or geishas

No point payin' for it.

Courting and dating (courtship rituals; dating; blind dates; personal ads; traditional gestures such as flowers and chocolates; unusual gestures designed to win someone's attention; showing off or displaying prowess)

Could be nice

Cross-dressing (forced or voluntary; drag queens or transvestites; see also Gender themes)

No, I like my men t'be manly.

Cuddling

Gotta find the right person, not right now anyway.

Cyber themes (cybersex; virtual reality scenarios; e-mail/chatroom interaction, including secret admirer scenarios; see also Techno)

No, I prefer real life.

Daddy themes (fetishization and role-play; difficult father-son relationships; sugar daddies; paternalism in general)

Not got the original idea of what a father might be like, 'n 'm pretty sure I have a thing for my guardian... but 'm not about t'call anyone daddy in bed.

Dancing

Oh yeah, lapdances are great

Deep-throating

If you're sure y'can do it.. otherwise don' even try.

Delayed gratification

No

Depilation (waxing, shaving)

Should be kept a private thing, in the bathroom.

Dildos (dildo gags; harnesses; strap-ons; ritual phalluses)

No


Discipline or punishment

No

Docking

Guy tried to do this once.. freaked me the hell out.

Double penetration (anal, vaginal, or oral)

'm more inclined to one-on-one.

Drugs (recreational drug use; Viagra; self-destructive addictions; addiction as a by-product of pain management; alcoholism and sobriety)

Alcohol 'n cigarettes, nothin' more.

Erotic torture

No...

Exhibitionism

Only the light kind, that won't get me on the news or arrested.

Enemas

No..

Exposure (with or without eroticism; feeling physically exposed, such as with legs open; a woman's shirt being opened to expose her breasts; being forced to undress in public; someone opening a door on people having sex)

Maybe.

Face-fucking (blow-job)

As long as no-ones about t'choke t'death.

Face-sitting (straddling for blow-job or cunnilingus)

No...

Fantasies (shared or solitary; role-playing)

Roleplay scenarios can work out sometimes.

Fetishes for objects not listed elsewhere (shoes, cigarettes, lipstick, coffee cups, eyeglasses, motorcycles, canes, etc)

Smokin'... glasses

Finger-fucking (as preparation, foreplay, accompaniment, or main act)

Usually necessary.

First times (first time between two individuals; losing virginity/cherry; first time doing a particular act; first time with a particular gender)

Pretty sure I have all those outta th'way.

Fisting (anal or vaginal)

God no, 'm tryin' t'stay tight as long as possible

Flirting (conscious or unconscious; with glances or touches; banter)

Like a sport t'me.

Food (feeding one's partner; romantic dinners; food as foreplay or flirting; food used during sex, such as whipped cream or chocolate)

Sure.

Forced orgasm

Not sure how it works, sounds.. uncomfortable

Foreplay

Can't have a good time without it.

Friction or frottage (naked or clothed; masturbatory or with partner; cocks rubbing together; tribadism; intercrural sex; someone rubbing off on sheets while giving head or being fucked; itchiness and scratching; chafing clothes; friction while on horseback or riding a motorcycle; accidental contact)

The light stuff...

Fucking machines

Fuck no

Gags (ball-gags, scarves, mouth bits, etc)

No..

Gentleness (tenderness; kindness; concern; gentle natures; people who display sensitivity to fearful children, animals, the weak, etc; gentle responses at unexpected moments)

Uh.. not really necessary.

Getaways (romantic weekends; tropical vacations; ski chalets)

Never done the whole relationship thing yet, but 'm a fan of getting to new places.

Golden showers

Hmm...

Grunge (dirty and sweaty, needing a shower; actual mud/dirt elements in a sex scene)

Sweat, sure.. guess it releases more pheromones or whatever. Dirt seems a bit stupid.

Guns and gun-play (guns as fetish objects; gun-battles as flirting or foreplay; guns used for sexual penetration; games of Russian Roulette; see also Military fetishization)

Should only be used as a weapon.

Hair or fur fetishization (buzz-cuts; long hair; hair-grabbing during blow-jobs; coming in someone's hair; pubic hair; hairy chests; underarm hair; hair all over e.g., Wookies, werewolves, yeti, etc; see also Animal themes and fetishization)

I don't mind a man with hair, but not long hair I mean, on his head.


Hand fetishization (big strong hands; steady hands; rough knuckles; calluses; fists clenching in sheets)

Hands are good?

Hand-jobs

Hard t'find someone good at it considerin' most guys are used t'doin' it from their own perspective.

Harems or seraglios

...the fuck?

Heroes (knights and champions; superheroes; samurai or ronin; super-soldiers; rebel/underground heroes; saviors and liberators; avengers; Good boys)

Only if it comes with the costume.

Hot spots (a special spot that make someone crazy when stimulated, such as the vampire spot on the neck, the backs of the knees, the inner arms, navel, or earlobes)

Oh yeah, 's like a scavenger hunt.

Human furniture

Ahaha, what the?!

Humiliation

No, totally a turn off.

Intercrural or interfemoral sex (i.e., thrusting cock between partner's thighs)

No...

Intoxication and altered states (aphrodisiacs; drugs or alcohol; sex pollen/spores; substances or devices that create arousal, affection, or dependency; speaking or showing the truth while intoxicated; visionary states)

No, bein' drunk is as far as I go, everythin' else is too far.

Jewelry (decorative and/or symbolic; wedding rings; earrings; slave bracelets; piercings)

Never really considered 'em sexual.

Kissing, necking

Yes.

Knives and knife-play

Fuck no..

Loss of control (emotional, physical, situational, erotic, etc)

Funny story 'bout that one... I prefer not t'let it happen.

Manservants

No

Masks

Why cover up such a nice face.

Masochism

No!

Massage

Can be relaxin'.

Master and slave (erotic or romantic slavery, or otherwise)

No

Masturbation (solitary or as performance)

All guys had t'start somewhere.

Medical fetishization

No, unless it's like a naughty man-nurse kinda thing.

Messiness and markers of arousal (mussed hair; flushed cheeks; swollen mouth; displaying bite marks or hickeys; clothes in disarray; sprawling; come-spattered skin)

I kinda like leavin' a little somethin' behind for them t'remember me come mornin'.

Military fetishization (competence; guns, knives, and other weapons; uniforms, dog-tags, thigh-holsters, etc; authority; soldiers and rebels; paramilitary figures such as cops; brothers in arms as a romantic concept) No.

Uniform can be hot, otherwise a military presence would freak me out.

Mirrors

Wouldn't mind havin' one...

Multiple orgasms (See also Sexual appetite or excess)

If they can be managed.

Multiple partners (sequential/serial sexual encounters; orgies, gang-bangs, or group sex; puppy-pile cuddling; see also Sexual appetite or excess)

Surprisingly, no.

Muscled bodies

Yes.

Music (singing; playing an instrument such as guitar or piano; composers; rock stars or bands; groupies; song lyrics)

Not exactly a factor.

Names and address (endearments: sweetheart, honey, mine; nicknames: chief, kid, sport; terms that assert power: boy, cunt; insulting terms that may hide some affection: monkey-boy, Your Worshipfulness, you big furry oaf; using someone's name as a sign of intimacy; using only formal modes of address: Sir, Major)

Maybe the nice ones...

Neck fetishization (nape of the neck, throat, hickeys, etc)

Yes

Nipple play or torture

No

Noise (screaming or yelling during sex; whimpering or sobbing; purring, growling; slurping or moaning enthusiastically during blow-jobs)

Can be a little distractin'

Oral fixation or fetishization (lips, tongue, or whole mouth; french-kissing; licking; oral displays using food or beer bottles; smoking cigarettes, cigars, or pipes; biting or chewing one's lip(s))

Definitely a favourite.

Orgasm denial.

No

Pain (with or without pleasure/endorphins)

No

Pillow biting

If I gotta keep quiet.

Pornography (magazines and videos)

Prefer the real thing

Possessiveness or jealousy

No!

Prostate pleasure

Usually a goal.

Protectiveness

'm pretty protective, but its not exactly kinky.

Public displays of affection, PDAs

Haven't had th'opportunity.

Pushy bottom

No

Restraint (pinning someone down; pushing someone's arm up behind their back during sex; covering or clasping someone's hands to prevent movement)

No

Restraints (handcuffs, leather ties, chains, etc)

No

Restraints, full-body (stocks; suspension harnesses; fisting slings; rape racks)

Gettin' worse.

Rimming or tongue-fucking

Yes

Ropework (intricate/artistic erotic bondage)

Still no.

Rough sex (quick and dirty sex; hate or grudge sex; angry sex; fighting/wrestling; jackhammer fucking; sex with no or little lube)

Good for gettin' a little aggression out.

Sadism or sadomasochism

No

Sandwich sexual position or chain fuck (threesome)

Still prefer one-on-one

Scent as an erotic element

People have t'smell nice, which is sexy.

School themes and fetishization (boarding schools; dojos; scholarly gowns and uniforms; sailor fuku; prep school chic; teacher/student pairings; prefects/head boys; caning; schoolboy hijinks or sexual discovery; military academies; tutoring and teaching in general)

Never did the whole school thing, so it wouldn' have the same effect.

Sensory overload or enhancement

Not sure what that even is.

Sex in public or semi-public places

As long as there's not a crowd.

Sex in vehicles (cars, taxis, limos; planes or space shuttles; motorcycles; carnival rides)

Why not?

Sex on, against, or under furniture

Well.. it's either that or always doin' it on the floor.

Sex on horseback

Why would y'do that to a horse..

Sex outdoors/outside (in a field; in a rainstorm; with snow falling; on the beach; in a graveyard; in an alley)

Sure

Sex slaves or mates (concubines, catamites, etc)

No

Sex standing up (including against a wall)

Yes.

Sex with clothes still on or partly on

Yes

Sexual appetite or excess (hypersexuality, i.e., high sex drive; sex addiction or compulsive behavior; short/no refractory period; multiple orgasms; multiple partners; indiscriminate sex or sluttishness)

I get around.

Sexual discovery (of one's orientation; of new kinds of pleasure; of one's partner)

Always there.

Sexual frustration (orgasm denial or being unable to come; blue balls; enforced abstinence; self-denial; inability of two people to touch)

Never had it.

Sexual movements (back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers)

...I'd expect it.

Shower sex

Can be slippy, defeats the point of a shower.

Silence (slave silence; silence as an erotic element in sex; trying to be silent during semi-public sex; going nonverbal or speechless with arousal; traumatic mutism; selective mutism; sign language; gestures used to convey feelings rather than words)

Weird, I prefer noise.

Simultaneous orgasm

Needs perfect timin'.

Sixty-nine

Sure

Slavery
No

Sleep and bedding themes (sharing a bed by necessity, such as in a hotel with only one room left; sharing a sleeping bag for warmth; sex while drowsy or sleeping; sex as a sleep aid; autonomic arousal from proximity; morning wake-up sex, falling asleep against someone's shoulder; watching someone sleep; dreams; nightmares; dream lovers, e.g., succubi; exotic or romantic beds, e.g., canopied; furs as bedding; silk sheets)

Have t'build a lot of trust before I can sleep with someone.

Slow and/or prolonged sex

Needs skill 'n patience.

Spanking (over the knee or lap, etc)

No

Spooning

Same as sleepin'.

Sports themes and fetishization (sports rivalries; uniforms and jock-straps; wrestling and sweaty exertion in general; locker-room or shower scenes; team gang-bangs; swimmer/surfer body types; pool and billiards games)

Hell yeah, especially the uniforms and body type.

Striking with implements (whips, belts, riding crops, canes, paddles, etc)

No

Striptease

Happen t'be good at 'em.

Submission (obedience; submissive behaviors such as boot kissing, crawling, keeping one's eyes lowered, or kneeling for master; believing in cultural dictates of submissive behavior; abasement in general)

No

Swallowing (come)

Has t'happen sometime

Swords and sword-play

No.

Talking and communication issues (dirty talk or verbal seduction; sweet talking; reciting poetry; talking someone to orgasm; talking during sex; pillow talk; phone sex; speech becoming broken as one is aroused or upset; being inarticulate or articulate; aphasia; see also Silence; Clams; Voice fetishization)

Sexy when done right.

Taste as an erotic element.

If it's delicious.

Tattoos (decorative, symbolic)

In reason.

Teasing or tickling

No, 'm kinda ticklish so I'd just spend the whole time laughin'.

Threesomes (M/F/M, M/M/M, etc)

Still no...

Topping

Still versatile.

Topping from the bottom

This needed a seperate section, because...?

Touching (stroking and caressing; cuddling or nuzzling; huddling for warmth; hugging; holding hands in public; touching as UST; brief brushes of contact either deliberate or accidental; PDAs; thighs brushing under a table; comic physical entanglements)

Necessary.

Toys and devices (sex toys of all kinds; feathers, ice cubes, hot wax, etc)

No.

Undressing (undressing in front of someone for the first time; one person undressing another; fumbling clumsily to get undressed; stripteases)

Yeah

Urgency for sex (begging to suck cock; desperate to fuck; greedy bottom)

Desperation is ugly.

Violence

No.

Virgins or inexperienced partners

Can be fixed.

Voice fetishization (cracking or broken; husky, low, throaty; purring; accents; whispering close to someone's ear)

Sexy when done right.

Voyeurism

No

Washing (washing one's partner, body or hair; bubble baths; shower scenes; slave service in bath; cleaning, degraded, or who is injured)

Prefer t'keep hygiene a personal thing.

Well-fucked (being fucked out; fuck-dazed; sated and sleepy; wrecked; softened and debauched)

'm not greedy about it, just keep goin' 'til 'm sated.

Wet dreams or erotic dreams

Never had a wet one, everyone has erotic dreams.